Saturday, October 31, 2009

1145...Is Your House Haunted?

The Ottawa Sun ran a timely feature Wednesday listing indicators to help you tell if you have ghosts in avec la maison.

-Unexplained Noises
-Physical evidence
-Lights or appliances turning off
-Cries and whispers
-Cold or hot spots
-Strange animal behaviour
-Unexplained shadows
-Doors opening and closing
-Feelings of being watched
-Moving or levitating objects
-Items disappearing and reappearing

I know my apartment is haunted and here is the proof. I was out drinking last night and when I got home some paranormal being ripped my pants, peed all over the floor of my bathroom, left the TV on all night, scared me and hid my keys.

WFDS

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