Saturday, December 19, 2009

1456...What, Someone Is Still Using VHS?

Apparently, yes is the answer to that question.

The Toronto Sun reports that the last user of VHS, that is an ancient way of taping and watching TV and porn, left in North America is a schoolteacher in Richmond Hill, a northern suburb of the centre of the universe. He is a grade six health teacher at Beverley Acres Public School. Ooops, correct that, he was a grade six health teacher at Beverley Acres Public School.

The man's name is Stefano Eudoxie-Wojedubokowski and York Region District School Board spokesman Ross Virgo confirmed his, uh, error, yesterday. What Mr. Super Long Name did about three weeks ago was inadvertently show 30-plus students pornography that he had taped over with an educational video about the H1N1 virus. Apparently the bit that the kiddies saw was two naked men engaged in a sex act that starts with "blow" and ends with "job".

Hey, he was doing them a favour, after all, the H1N1 thing is boring but, as tic has told me, porn is never boring.

Of course, due to the super strong union that teachers have, Mr. Eudoxie-Wojedubokowski was not fired but merely transferred to Crosby Heights Public School where he can continue to weave his educational magic.

Yet another reason to send your kids to Catholic schools.

WFDS

7 comments:

  1. Um. They will get molested there (Catholic Schools).

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  2. Yes they'd be much safer with all those cathlic priests.

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  3. Actually type, it was more a typing error than a spelling one. You'd think after typing Eudoxie - Wouldjablowme a few times, I'd get the typing right.

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  4. I was in his class and he was a funny teacher! My class was crying when our principal told us he wasn't going to teach us anymore.. We still miss him... Our whole class sent him a letter saying we miss you... :'( I hate our new teacher... I WANT MR. STEFANO BACK AT BEVERLEYY ACRES PUBLIC SCHOOL!!!!!!!

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  5. Its true! actually he goes to crosby now, my school

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  6. LOL Im at Crosby Heights. This shows the quality of our school a lot eh?

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