Thursday, April 29, 2010

2198...Tiger Woods Sets Record

Of sorts.

I guess.

The National Enquirer, who, scoff if you will, broke the story about the world's greatest golfer being a dog, reports that Mr. Woods has confessed to cheating with as many as 120 women behind his wife's back during their five-year marriage, it was claimed today.

One hundred and twenty. After the wedding.

But a one-night stand with the 21-year-old daughter of a neighbour in Florida was the final straw for Elin Nordegren, according to The National Enquirer.

The Enquirer claimed the distraught mother-of-two decided to sign divorce papers after learning it was investigating Woods’ alleged fling with Raychel Coudriet, whom he had reportedly known since she was just 14.

Just do it.

WFDS

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