Thursday, April 29, 2010

2203...Get Your Hand Off My

Ass.

Said the female police officer to Allen Lewis Pattison of Ottawa.

Get your hand off my ass and sit your ass down over there.

It was a nice noon time in October when Mr. Pattison saw something he liked and touched it.

As the Ottawa Citizen reported, bad idea to touch women's bums if they don't want their bums to be touched. Double bad if the bum is attached to an Ottawa copper.

The 50 year old admitted being sooooooo drunk when he groped the cop, who was leaning into another car, fully uniformed, cruiser, gun, the whole nine, writing a ticket.

For being stupid in a public place Mr. Pattison was handed a conditional discharge after pleading guilty to sexual assault Monday. He also has to write a mea culpa letter to the wrong police officer.

WFDS

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