Tuesday, May 18, 2010

2320...Larry O'Brien Can Get Reelected Mayor

He can, he can.

Sure he sucks at the job and has cost your capital [and you] beaucoup d'argent but if Carl Robin Geary can win the mayor's job in Tracy City then Mayor Baldilocks can get reelected mayor of Ottawa.

Mr. Geary was running against the incumbent, Barbara Brock, and beat her handily 268 to 183 in the election held in the Tennessee town last month.

It was reported widely that a disappointed Miss Brock "...was also stunned by the surprise verdict, and she said that she had been appointed to the post, just 16 months ago, when the last elected mayor had passed away. She was expecting to win the election, as she thought she had done a good job, but she was rather shocked at the outcome."

The most shocking part to Miss Brock and other observers was the margin of victory and the fact that Mr. Geary, the new mayor, was, is and will be forever dead.

Gone with the wind.

History.

May be that is a good campaign strategy for you, Mr. O'Brien.

WFDS

2 comments:

  1. I am still not sure that Larry will lose. seriously.

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  2. Changing your tune a bit now, Dan. Previously you said O'Brien definitely WOULD win the next election. Now you simply say he can win.

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