Your girlfriend is sleeping with the owner of the topless coffee shop where she works. Do you a) share your feelings with her, b) break up with her, or c) burn the place down after telling everyone that's what you were going to do?
Of course the correct answer is c) burn the place down after telling everyone that's what you were going to do.
In defense of our hero, 48-year-old Raymond Bellavance Jr., he did also do a) share your feelings with her two hours before he did c) burn the place down after telling everyone that's what you were going to do.
This all happened in June of last year in Augusta, Maine and The Associated Press says that Mr. Bellavance used gasoline to burn down the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop coz his girly girl was nailing the shop's owner Donald Crabtree.
Who knew that the capital of Maine had such intrique.
By the way Mr. Bellavance is in jail awaiting trial after which he will presumably be in prison. No word on whether setting her place of employment on fire pulled his girly girl closer to him.
I think not.
WFDS
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