Saturday, June 12, 2010

2479...Customs Agents In Oz Must Be Bald

The cannot, at least in Darwin, tell the diff between shampoo, conditioner and MDMA/X/ecstasy.

Don't believe me? Ask Neil Perry. ABC News tells that Mr. Perry hit Darwin customs last Friday and was busted for having 1.6 'z of X. 'cept after searching his house, his boat, his two boys houses too, the test on the X came back. Positive. As in "...we are positive this is shampoo and conditioner..."

But, of course, it was two in one shampoo and conditioner: that's what threw our heroes off.

Surely lawyers have been consulted.

WFDS

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