Tuesday, November 9, 2010

3073...We Have Stockwell Day

They, the Americans, have Bud Selig.

You may recall that the Tory cabinet minister has professed to believe that dinosaurs roamed Alberta back in the day, the day being a few thousand years ago, stupid science be damned. You may also recall that Warren Kinsella mocked Jet-Ski Boy's belief in Young Earth creationism by pulling out a Barney doll during a television interview and stating that "...this was the only dinosaur ever to be on Earth with humans...".

Well, Bud Selig, Milwaukee Chevrolet dealer and the commish of Major League Baseball has pulled a Stockwell. The man who has helmed baseball through the steroids scandal, a cancelled season, a cancelled team and an All-Star game that ended in a tie, recently declared in a letter, "I really believe that Abner Doubleday is the 'Father of Baseball'.".

Mr. Selig, meet Mr. Day; Mr. Day, Mr. Selig.

WFDS

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