Tuesday, May 17, 2011

3749...The End Days Are Nigh

Nigh, I believe, is Bible talk for here.

If not the title of this piece should be The End Days Are Here.

The three signs, as laid out in the forgotten book of the New Testament, Pierre, are:

---The NDP wins Quebec---Elizabeth May becomes a Member of Parliament---Lindsay Lohan has an epiphany---

The star of such movies as Mean Girls, Mean Girls and the ever popular Mean Girls has, according to TMZ, told her friends that she is through with drinking, drugging and stealing.

The End Days Are Nigh.

WFDS

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