Thursday, May 26, 2011

3787...I Bet He Is Hiding In Pembroke

Or Shawville, Renfrew, Carp, Peterboro, somewheres in the Ottawa Valley or Central Ontario.

He, of course, is the Mullet Bandit.

Q13 News in Columbus, Ohio reports that the man the FBI has dubbed the Mullet Bandit has hit three banks, armed robbed them, this month alone.

Harry Trombitas, the FBI agent tracking him, says that "The suspect is described as a white male, in his late 30's, about 6 feet tall, with a medium build, a scruffy appearance and dark hair cut in a mullet." And a baseball cap.

Lord, Jesus, you have just described half the valley and the Kawarthas.

Lock your doors.

WFDS

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