Saturday, October 15, 2011

4091...Weaving His Magic Again

Joe Paopao.

Mr. Paopao is the worst coach in the history of professional coaching and continues to weave his magic. The man who killed a team, the Ottawa Renegades, a league, the XFL and a college program, the Waterloo Warriors is back as offensive coordinator of the same said Waterloo Warriors during their renaissance year in the CIS.

Quite the year it has been. Out of 26th teams in the CIS the Warriors rank 26th. If possible their offence, which has averaged a tad over 14 points a game, would rank below 26th except that is impossible. Of course the offensive coordinator is none other than Mr. Paopao.

The most amazing stat is that it is his f i f t h year at Waterloo. Seriously this motherf*cker must work super cheap, like 10.25 an hour, being the nicest dude in the world and wash everybody's car at lunch on Fridays.

WFDS

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