Friday, June 8, 2012

4718...What Is In The Water In Peterborough?

Seriously. 

First we have the stronzo of stronzos Dean Del Mastro.  Sure you don't remember writing a 21,000.00 dollar cheque.  And please, step away from the buffet.

Then alleged killer, cannibal and abuser of Canada Post, Luke Magnotta.

But wait, he says, channeling Billy Mays, there is more.  I was reading a back copy of The Peterborough Examiner and this popped out at me. 

Sarah Deeth writes that "Biting a chunk of flesh from a security guard's arm during an LSD-fuelled fight was only one of many steps Derrick Bonneau took during his bid to escape arrest.The 19-year-old then faked a seizure, got police to take him to the hospital and gave officers a fake name, all while trying to beat the rap on a shoplifting charge...The trouble began Jan. 25 at Zellers on Lansdowne St. W., when a security guard caught Bonneau ripping the tags off PlayStation 3 video games and shoving the merchandise down his pants..."

WFDS

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