Well they should. C'mon, c'mon, let's face facts: The F something or others are way,way,way too expensive.
Shoot, for the price of one plane the Stephen Harpers could build a re edumacation camp, er, prison, for Canuckistanians who neglect to conform to the wants of our beloved PM.
For defense, air defense, the WFDS is advising the Royal Canadian Air Force [is that what it is called?; I am not super current on my reading of Jane's] to start raising and using Turkey Vultures as weapons.
Turkey Vulture is not code for anything; it is code for big bird. A bird that David Pugliese of The Ottawa Citizen writes "...has sidelined one of the Canadian Forces’ VIP Challenger jets after a mid-air collision between the two severely damaged the plane." The plane may have to be scrapped.
Here is the plan. Instead of buying new jets for gadzillion dollars let's breed gadzillion turkey vultures. Then when the bad guys invade our airspace we fling a gaggle of these guys at them.
You are welcome.
WFDS
Turkey Vulture - the official bird of the Conservative party.
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